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[megiddobound]

So now I have a job, I guess. But it kinda sucks. How is a hero supposed to find work, anyway? Shouldn't the bad guys just be obvious so I can go beat them up and get paid for that?

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[megiddobound]

Depends on what kind.

[pureplainpatron]

...I was thinking the big animal suit kind, but those would probably be fairly cozy in the winter.

In the summer, though...

[megiddobound]

Definitely not at any time.

[pureplainpatron]

But that's what makes it amusing~

[megiddobound]

You're starting to sound like one of those guys I'm supposed to be punching.

[pureplainpatron]

Nonsense. I'm affably evil at worst.

[megiddobound]

I'm pretty sure 'creepy' was one of the criteria mentioned for punching.

[pureplainpatron]

...I'm starting to think your list of 'criteria for punching' is a 'what not to punch' for the sake of space.

[megiddobound]

Slander is on that list too.

[pureplainpatron]

...Level with me, the list is a dictionary, isn't it?

[megiddobound]

What? That's stupid.

[pureplainpatron]

It does seem to cover everything.

[megiddobound]

You definitely seem like the type that needs to be punched.