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So now I have a job, I guess. But it kinda sucks. How is a hero supposed to find work, anyway? Shouldn't the bad guys just be obvious so I can go beat them up and get paid for that?

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What kind of job, out of curiosity?

Baiting out bad guys to beat up.

...... And advertising, I guess.

...all brawn, naturally.

So, let me guess, you wear one of those costumes and call out for customers on the street?

Just waving a sign around. It's boring.

Pity. The costume bit would have been amusing at least.

Depends on what kind.

...I was thinking the big animal suit kind, but those would probably be fairly cozy in the winter.

In the summer, though...

Definitely not at any time.

But that's what makes it amusing~

You're starting to sound like one of those guys I'm supposed to be punching.

Nonsense. I'm affably evil at worst.

I'm pretty sure 'creepy' was one of the criteria mentioned for punching.

...I'm starting to think your list of 'criteria for punching' is a 'what not to punch' for the sake of space.

Slander is on that list too.

...Level with me, the list is a dictionary, isn't it?

What? That's stupid.

It does seem to cover everything.

You definitely seem like the type that needs to be punched.

I look forward to your termination.

What?

You're going to punch someone in the nose and get fired.

I got told to punch out the assholes, so it's perfectly fine.

I feel like there is something to that you're deliberately misremembering.

Isn't that projecting? We don't all have terrible puppy brains.

I AM NOT A PUPPY GOD DAMN IT.

Loser puppy.

I don't have anything in common with a puppy!

Except that you practically are one.

I am nothing like one!

Pathetic and whiny.

I am not!

You're being pathetic and whiny right now!

That's dumb, you're calling me stuff and then using my denial as evidence!

So much whining.

I'M NOT WHINING, I'M ARGUING.

It's pathetic.

Well what am I supposed to do, lady.

Not suck.

I DON'T.

Say that when you can win.

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What?

I swear that man has the oddest tastes in who he hires.

What's that supposed to mean?

Oh nothing, dear. Just keep the sign waved and make sure people come.

That's the plan.

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