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[megiddobound]

So now I have a job, I guess. But it kinda sucks. How is a hero supposed to find work, anyway? Shouldn't the bad guys just be obvious so I can go beat them up and get paid for that?

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[megiddobound]

I got told to punch out the assholes, so it's perfectly fine.

[fantasticfeline]

I feel like there is something to that you're deliberately misremembering.

[megiddobound]

Isn't that projecting? We don't all have terrible puppy brains.

[fantasticfeline]

I AM NOT A PUPPY GOD DAMN IT.

[megiddobound]

Loser puppy.

[fantasticfeline]

I don't have anything in common with a puppy!

[megiddobound]

Except that you practically are one.

[fantasticfeline]

I am nothing like one!

[megiddobound]

Pathetic and whiny.

[fantasticfeline]

I am not!

[megiddobound]

You're being pathetic and whiny right now!

[fantasticfeline]

That's dumb, you're calling me stuff and then using my denial as evidence!

[megiddobound]

So much whining.

[fantasticfeline]

I'M NOT WHINING, I'M ARGUING.

[megiddobound]

It's pathetic.

[fantasticfeline]

Well what am I supposed to do, lady.

[megiddobound]

Not suck.

[fantasticfeline]

I DON'T.

[megiddobound]

Say that when you can win.